Tights Are Not Pants

Let’s be clear
the wearing of tights as pants is an abomination.

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.

Tights as pants leave
nothing to the imagination.
Tights as pants are an affront to those of us who prefer not to know the most intimate details of their neighbours’ bodies.

Tights as pants are the fashion equivalent of TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

"If it was called Sisterhood of the Traveling Leggings, no one would have seen that movie. Pants are not only magical but functional for covering up your donk…and other things.

Once upon a time, a few size negative-five socialites lost their jeans at the club and decided leggings were a suitable substitute for everyday wear. Then this abomination trickled down to the mindless masses and here we are, stuck with your junk hanging out of your trunk.

Leggings offer absolutely no support, so if you’re not toned to the tee, everyone can tell. And trust us, it’s only painful for those around you. You know that squirmy, I-feel-awkward-for-you feeling when someone is making a fool of themselves on stage? That’s the same feeling we all get when your camel-toe has left the desert and joined Blake High School.”

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nor are leggings…
tights are not an acceptable form of pants. nor are leggings.

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Let’s be clear

the wearing of tights as pants is an abomination.

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.

Tights as pants leave

nothing to the imagination.

Tights as pants are an affront to those of us who prefer not to know the most intimate details of their neighbours’ bodies.

Tights as pants are the fashion equivalent of TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

This gratuitous divulgence of assets repels where the tights-as-pants wearer presumably hopes to entice.

We have tired of tolerating attempts to force tights into a non-native garment category and have decided to do something about it.